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Washington DC Area May 15, 2023

Dear John,

You are invited to my upcoming birthday party and would enjoy meeting you there.

Please Do Not Bring Your Phone To The Premises!

If You Can’t Do It, Please Don’t Come.

“I fully respect that you are addicted to the digital dictator that controls you 24/7 and that you don’t want to miss a single beep. Please accept my decision to spend some precious time with you on this day as a human and not a digital robot.” As a human, you are the finest birthday present in the world.

Thanks for your understanding.

Peter Keuter is an independent writer, and his views are not affiliated with any company or political party

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